THEIR EVIL POWER GROWS STRONGER BY STEALING OUR CHILDREN IN THE NIGHT AND TRADING THEIR SOULS WITH THE DEVIL. THE GREATEST POWER GRANTED BY THE DARK LORD IS THE ABLILITY TO SQUEEZE INTO ANY SPACE.
THIS IS HOW THEY GET INTO OUR HOUSES AND STEAL OR CHILDREN, REMOTE CONTROLS, AND BEER.
WE MUST TAKE ACTION AGAINST THESE UNHOLY DEMONS BEFORE THEY CAN ORGANIZE WITH THEIR EVIL DEVIL SPAWN BROTHERS...


THE RETARDS